Alejandro is a Killer Illegal Immigrant
A life story, as told by Trump's Border Czar, Tom Homan's imagination
Alejandro (not his real name) is a migrant farmworker in the United States. He is also an illegal immigrant, having crossed the U.S./Mexico border about a dozen years ago.
“Where I’m from in Mexico, there are not many beautiful chicas joven,” Alejandro told us. I came to the United States because I saw the beautiful gringo girls on my town’s television and I think to myself, “I want one of those.”
Alejandro left behind his parents, 15 siblings and his friends and relations, as well as a relatively decent job as an enforcer for the local cartel, to invade America. He joined a migrant caravan in Tapachula in Southern Mexico that was heading toward the U.S. border during the Obama administration, which allowed over 170 million illegals to cross the border into the United States where they were given food, water, and relocation cash assistance along with temporary housing.
“This whole migration pattern started with Obama and his VP and Border Czar, Joe Biden,” said Tom Homan, President Donald Trump’s incoming Border Czar. “The caravans were full of drug runners, criminals, rapists, and murderers, and Biden welcomed them all with open arms.”
In many ways, Alejandro was a typical espalda mojada, or wetback, as they are known in Mexico and in Washington D.C. Republican circles. He traveled lightly, with just a change of clothing, some pesos hidden in his shoes, and a handgun his cartel boss had given him before he set out. “Use it to kill gringos,” the boss had told him. “But only if it’s worth money, you know?”
Once in the U.S., Alejandro made his way to Florida thinking that he would find work in the orange groves. He traveled with three or four other future rapists he had met in the caravan. They traveled mostly at night, walking or stealing cars or pickup trucks to get them a few miles closer to their destination. They camped in out-of-the-way rural areas where they were unlikely to be seen and turned into the immigration authorities.
Over campfires, they talked about their futures and they formed plans to rape and pillage the beautiful white Florida girls while hiding in the fields, masquerading as “migrant farmworkers.” Eventually they reached the sunshine state, took up with a farm-working crew and started their conquests.
Every week or two the gang would get together at a Flying J truck stop just off the Interstate to trade scores and conquests. Alejandro was the unofficial ring leader and he typically had the most rapes under his belt, along with a collection of armed robberies and welfare fraud schemes. The crew even claimed a few murders over the years. “Those were good times,” Alejandro said. “You can mucho dinero off a rich dead gringo.”
If Alejandro’s story sounds too fantastical to be true, it’s because it is not true. Alejandro, and migrants like him, are a figment of Tom Homan’s and Stephen Millers’s racist imaginations. To these bigots, immigrants are a pestilence upon America that must be exterminated, en masse. Never mind that the vast majority of illegal immigrant workers pay state and federal taxes, totaling almost $100 billion dollars in 2022.1 Never mind that a study in Texas found that “undocumented immigrants are arrested at less than half the rate of native-born U.S. citizens for violent and drug crimes and a quarter the rate of native-born citizens for property crimes.”2
US-born citizens are twice as likely to commit violent crimes than are undocumented immigrants. This is likely because most people migrate to the U.S. to work, to earn money to support their families. They are typically hard-working and honest, and in any event they don’t want to get involved in criminal activity that would jeopardize their ability to work here.
For racist bullies like the Homans and Millers of the Right, illegal immigrants are an easy and vulnerable target. They’ve spent decades broadcasting a negative message around folks that can’t defend themselves. And unfortunately it works, as evidenced by Donald Trump’s election in 2024. 90% of voters who said that immigration was the issue that mattered most for them in the election were Republicans who likely voted for Trump.
Additionally, 87% of Republican voters believe all illegal immigrants should be deported.
If Homan, as incoming Border Czar, is successful at deporting every illegal immigrant in the United States, the economic effects would be devastating. A University of New Hampshire study that reviewed the literature summarized the effects like this:
Negative effects include lower national Gross Domestic Product (GDP) and reduced employment and lower wages for citizens and authorized immigrants. The research finds that negative labor market consequences are found across income and pay levels. Economists anticipate that in the event of future mass deportations prices would rise and U.S. tax revenues would decline [emphasis added].
In all likelihood, the U.S. would enter a deep and sustained recession. Of course, the billionaires (Trump, Musk, Thiel, and their ilk) and those in positions of power are not concerned with the masses. Unsurprisingly, their objective is to further enrich themselves and to increase, and make permanent, their power over the country.
America is entering a dark period, and most of the populace, including nearly all of the MAGAs who voted for Trump, are completely unaware. And by the time they figure it out, it will be too late.
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Tax Payments by Undocumented Immigrants, Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, July 30, 2024, https://itep.org/undocumented-immigrants-taxes-2024/
Undocumented Immigrant Offending Rate Lower Than U.S.-Born Citizen Rate, National Institute of Justice, Sep 12, 2024, https://itep.org/undocumented-immigrants-taxes-2024/