Elon Kind of Turned Out to Be An A%&$@!e
Make your own 30-second "Elon is an asshole" video and I'll add it to this post
Mark Kelly is a United States Navy Captain (ret.) who currently serves as the senior U.S. Senator from Arizona. He flew combat missions during the Gulf War in Iraq and he piloted two Space Shuttle missions and was the Commander of two more including the final mission of the Space Shuttle Endeavor.
He is the husband of Gabby Giffords who preceded him into politics, serving in the U.S. House of Representatives until she was shot in the head by an extremist during an assassination attempt and mass shooting near Tucson during an event with constituents.
In other words, the man is a bona fide American hero who along with Ms. Gifford has given his life to serving our great country.
Meanwhile, there’s billionaire scammer Elon Musk whose daddy (like Trump’s) gave him millions of dollars to go be “successful.” He is the richest man in the world and yet he whines like a petulant toddler that “people are mean” to him.
He is so insecure that he fantasizes about himself as a heterosexual alpha male who is a “deadly threat” to the “woke mind parasite,” whatever the hell that is. As for his claim that his companies “make great products,” well, maybe not so much.
A recent study determined that Tesla drivers die at twice the rate of the national average (5.8 per billion miles vs 2.6 per billion miles).
“The study was conducted on model year 2018–2022 vehicles, and focused on crashes between 2017 and 2022 that resulted in occupant fatalities. Tesla vehicles have a fatal crash rate of 5.6 per billion miles driven, according to the study. The average fatal crash rate for all cars in the United States is 2.8 per billion vehicle miles driven.”1
Some of them apparently also just randomly catch on fire.
Which brings us back to Senator Kelly who owns a Tesla that he uses to drive to work in Washington D.C. In a video, he announced that he was selling his Tesla because it “kind of turns out Elon is an asshole.”
Sen. Kelly’s video has since gone viral with over ten million views on X because it strikes a chord in all decent human beings. Yes! Elon Musk is really just an asshole!
Make Your Own *sshole Video
Wouldn’t it be funny (haha) if everyone on the Internet started making their own Elon Musk is an asshole videos? If you agree, make your own video (30 seconds or less please) and tell us what you think of him. Be as funny or as vulgar, as angry or as calm as you want and do not worry about polish. Be authentic, be real. You do you.
If anyone responds, I will update this post with your videos. To be included, post your video on Bluesky, X, Youtube, Threads or Instagram and then send me a message with a direct link. You can also leave a comment on this post and I should see it.
This is part of my idea to support progressives and boost our messages and content as we fight against Elon’s right-wing algorithm so I will link directly to your social media post. The more progressive engagement we can generate, the better.
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Why Are Tesla Cars Involved In More Fatalities Than Any Other Auto Brand?, Clean Technica, 11/16/2024
It still amazes me that the Ford Pinto had 20+ cars gas tanks explode on impact in rear in crashes and they were permanently recalled, yet Tesla is rated on of, if not the unsafest vehicles on the road and are still here. You know F-Elon is paying somebody to keep them on the road.