White House Officially Renamed the "Trump Gold House"
In Honor of the Greatest President in History
President Trump signed an Executive Order today officially renaming the White House to the Trump Gold House. Marcel Acosta, Executive Director of the National Capital Planning Commission, said in a statement that “repainting of the historic building’s exterior will begin immediately.”
The Office of Management and Budget released a rendering of what the Trump Gold House would look like, with Russell Vought, Trump’s OMB Director, told reporters “It’s going to be really fabulous,” and that, “the new name and paint choice was made by President Trump personally and honors President Trump at a level that he richly deserves as the greatest and most effective and transparent President in the history of the United States of America.”
Acosta added that work to update directional and informational signs has apparently already begun, with Trump Organization volunteers led by Donald Trump Jr. roaming nearby streets with donated materials.
Vought also released the new Trump Gold House seal and mandated that all stationary and signs bearing the old “Radical Democrat Blue” logo be burned in ovens that were recently installed in the basement and replaced with the updated Trump Gold House version.
Other Recent Federal Rebrandings
The former White House’s rebranding follows other recent high-profile Executive rebrandings, including the newly named, “The Donald J. Trump and Nasty Democrat John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the MAGA Arts,” which has been highly praised across the political spectrum for its inclusiveness.
Trump Gold House Press Secretary Karolyn K. Keavitt pointed out that Democratic leaders have come out in support of the Presidential Palace’s renaming.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) told reporters: “The Kennedy Center Board has no [the] authority to actually rename the Kennedy Center in the absence of legislative action, and we’re going to make that clear.”
“It’s a disgrace,” added Jeffries, an ex-officio member of the Kennedy Center board. “It’s an embarrassment [to not devoutly praise President Trump.]”
President Trump Weighs In
“We did this to bring the country together,” President Trump said. “No one has ever done this before but we did it and we still included the Radical Left Kennedy, whose son RFK is doing a great job by the way, but he’s no longer a nasty Democrat, did you know that? He and I talked before the election which we won in a historic landslide by the way, and he came to us and begged us for a job and said you know what, you’re right, you’ve been right all along about the country and the health, really about everything. He said, I’m going to switch sides, even though I’m pretty sure it made his family extremely upset, they’re very sensitive you know, the Kennedys, about their reputation as Leftists, but little Robert was very brave and joined with us and now the Trump Gold House proves everything we said.”
There are rumors that the DJTANDJFKMCFTMA is also slated to be repainted in Trump Tremendous Gold, but there has been no official announcement by the government as of press time.
GOP Jesus and our Followers always praise everything that our Glorious President decides. We will bring you any updates as this TREMENDOUS project, which is being paid for by the Lockheed Martin Amazon Palantir Elon Trump Foundation, brings the Trump Gold House to living life.
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