On Nov 5, 2024, Americans spoke.
Donald JP Trump was elected to be the 47th President of the United States1. MAGA voters told America, loudly and clearly, that men are in charge now.
For decades, men, and especially white men, have been subjugated and dominated by the powerful Femocracy: women, transgender men and femboys. This has led to feelings of failure and of never being pretty enough to succeed like the femoids do.
Historically, men have been denied all the best jobs like administrative assistant, wife, and home caregiver. They have been denied health care, especially for their gonads and defecatory regions which femocrats deemed “smelly” or “ugly” or “too hairy.” They’re always being told how they should dress and to cover up their bellies and butt cracks.
There’s more. Men are constantly told they “need to smile more” and to “be quiet unless they’re spoken to.” As boys, they were almost never picked in class to answer the teacher’s questions or go up to the board to answer math problems.
But worst of all, men have not had body autonomy for many years now. When they wanted to “get some” from a female they were constantly told to ask first. To actually get consent! In advance! Even from their wives or girlfriends, which obviously is just ridiculous.
Do you know how frustrating that is? How emasculating?
Men deserve whatever they want from any female they want it from. It’s high time the country voted to put things right. It’s not surprising that America woke from its long national slumber. Men will no longer be held back now that President Trump is back in charge. The American biological male’s mantra in this New World Order is Your body, my choice.
The message is already getting out. The graph below from the Institute for Strategic Dialogue (ISD) shows the number of mentions of the phrase across the top social media platforms like X, Reddit and YouTube.
President Trump’s racist and misogynistic white supremacist (i.e., Nazi) friend Nick Fuentes posted the phrase to his X feed on the night of the election. It has since been viewed almost 91 million times as of this writing, and reposted more than 35,000 times which tells you how widespread the idea has already become.
Another popular influencer in the manosphere, Jon Miller, had a similarly rape-themed post go viral with 85 million views and over 22,000 reposts.
According to ISD, the your body, my choice phrase has even migrated offline and into grade schools where young boys have been groomed to chant the phrase at girls in the classroom.
President Trump announced that he is renaming the nation to reflect the new world order that he is implementing or Russia’s Vladimir Putin. In the new United Oblasts of Trumperica, rape is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! MAGA men are feeling it, they’re free to sow their oats, to plant their seed in whichever receptacle catches their eye. There are no longer any limits for MAGA Man.
Likewise, since birth control and abortion are about to be banned nationwide, the new country will soon be populated with hundreds of thousands of little baby MAGAs who will carry on the rapey male and tradwife female MAGA traditions.
All of this progress makes incoming President Trump extremely proud. “They’re doing tremendous work, just really getting the word out there like you’ve never seen before,” he said. “We’re going to have our own version of the Taliban, who I made a great deal with by the way to let them have their country back and we gave them all that American military equipment when we left Afgrassistan.
“But we’re going to have our own version, we’ll call it the Magaliban and they’ll be the, you know, the moral police like they have in Iran, who’s very bad by the way, a very evil country, Iran, not Christian at all. The Magaliban enforcers, they will go in with the Red Shirts, my militia, really the best warriors that we’ll get from the towns and villages, they’ll go to all the cities, the urbans, to find the women who are not obeying or who are secretly getting abortions or whatever and we’ll make them pay. They’ll wish they had never done anything but it will be too late for them then. We will make America great again.”
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